read this : this is a direct quote of an email we received here at stuff chicks left at my place dot com.
from: Bill Skillings, auction emergency administrator
to: Mr. Gaylord Hauser, CEO stuffchicksleftatmyplace.com
date: Fri, Apr 24, 2009 at 11:39 PM
subject: RE: eBay auction malfunction
details 11:39 PM (24 minutes ago)
Mr. Hauser
We regret to inform you that eBay suffered a system failure due to a large traffic spike directly traced to your two eBay auctions :
Item number: 140315735288 “VINTAGEinspiredLADIES POLKADOT SHORTPANTS leftatmyplace”
Item number: 140315737181 “CHINTZY HEART BEADS a chick left at my place dot com”
eBay experienced an immense amount of redirect traffic from your website www.stuffchicksleftatmyplace.com Unfortunately, as a result of the traffic spike, our servers were overloaded and ultimately crashed. All information was not lost, but the auction has been nullified, as several of our computers exploded into flames at approximately 21:36 24/4/09 at our Nicaragua locale.
As a result, we have suspended your eBay account until we feel you have met our requisite guidelines, listed below.
1) Traffic Spike – be prepared to experience a traffic spike right after underpants posts.
2) Have an emergency underpants page ready (in the event that the traffic takes
your site down). Something that will message the users to come back at
a later time.
3) Have at least one person (we recommend several people, in underpants) people watching the
site performance at all times.
you should see what i keep inside my underpants
- Bill Skillings
eBay schmuck at large 
