not unlike the story in The Good Book, Sir James awoke, poolside no less,<br
to tantalyzation….. temptation…. a a voluptuous vision :
supple, ample dollops of fine rump, perched atop the infiniti edge…
Sir James may have thought it too good to be true
golden serpent appeared, ruby eyes aglow, inviting him into the sensuous waters, for a bite or two of forbidden apple.
Upon recalling the biblical woes of Adam, Eve, and Snake Pliskin, Sir James thought better of it, opting for an icy, manly shower, a vigorous scrubbing away of impurities. Soon enough, gone was not only his unrelenting desire, but also the inviting flesh.
Perhaps it may seem to you, the reader, that temptation was averted, and good would triumph atleast this once….
well….
perhaps not!!!
as for the what remained behind the behinds was the perpetrator itself, the firey eyed golden serpent, coiled and ready to repeatedly strike Sir James in the loins.
what can be done with an unruly biblical serpent ?
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