YUKKALOONES!!! whoooooooo dropppped em >????
OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER
or as i like to say OVA DA SHOULDA BOULDA HOLDA!!!!
let me assure these gargantual gazangas, these honkin hooteramas, the gelatinous jumbotrons, the dagmar dumplings, the zongin zeppelins contained by this device are some VERY WELL known meloooonsss indeed.
guess whos blimp containment unit this is
Gypsy
Indeed, spirits are high yet again at the headquarters, as I made my rounds, I could not control the less than fatal attraction to the shiny wings, the beautiful lucent object that stared me down in an attempt to capture the very essence of my soul!!! A questionable visit comes to mind… as Gaylord Hauser would say, “Splendid!”
Initially, I was stunned by the beauty, bewildered to say the least, astonished to find what appeared to be a necklace of sorts… could it be??? The jewelry of a gypsy???…
I began to question my activities from the previous eve, only to find myself perplexed and confused… Is this little gypsy’s necklace cursed with memory loss, or am I suffering from the common amnesia directly resulting from a drunken sexual encounter???…
only time, and a visit to the clinic can tell… will you help me find the gypsy who left her bedeviled device in my midst, or will I be forced to suffer the whilms at the hands of this gypsy for the rest of my days???
do some of that voodoo that u do.
we enlighten the lives of many women daily, from the petite and cultured, to the most hooligan street urchins, who , intoxicated upon our palpable libido, duct tape “voodoo style” statuettes to our front door.
its a ken doll stapled to a indian restaurant menu. watch for the eBay auction
a snake in the (grrrrrr!!) ass
not unlike the story in The Good Book, Sir James awoke, poolside no less,<br
to tantalyzation….. temptation…. a a voluptuous vision :
supple, ample dollops of fine rump, perched atop the infiniti edge…
Sir James may have thought it too good to be true
golden serpent appeared, ruby eyes aglow, inviting him into the sensuous waters, for a bite or two of forbidden apple.
Upon recalling the biblical woes of Adam, Eve, and Snake Pliskin, Sir James thought better of it, opting for an icy, manly shower, a vigorous scrubbing away of impurities. Soon enough, gone was not only his unrelenting desire, but also the inviting flesh.
Perhaps it may seem to you, the reader, that temptation was averted, and good would triumph atleast this once….
well….
perhaps not!!!
as for the what remained behind the behinds was the perpetrator itself, the firey eyed golden serpent, coiled and ready to repeatedly strike Sir James in the loins.
what can be done with an unruly biblical serpent ?
sell it on eBay!!!
Sir James may be so lucky, but most men are unable to resist the beckoning charms of the golden serpent. Women may wish to employ these charms, and here’s your chance!!!
not only is this snake, golden, 14 K gold, in fact, but also the evil deepens as you discover the backside of the serpent head DOUBLES AS A COKE SPOON!!!
CLICK HERE TO BUY THE SNAKE ON EBAY NOW!!! 
