YUKKALOONES!!! whoooooooo dropppped em >????
OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER
or as i like to say OVA DA SHOULDA BOULDA HOLDA!!!!
let me assure these gargantual gazangas, these honkin hooteramas, the gelatinous jumbotrons, the dagmar dumplings, the zongin zeppelins contained by this device are some VERY WELL known meloooonsss indeed.
guess whos blimp containment unit this is
Gypsy
Indeed, spirits are high yet again at the headquarters, as I made my rounds, I could not control the less than fatal attraction to the shiny wings, the beautiful lucent object that stared me down in an attempt to capture the very essence of my soul!!! A questionable visit comes to mind… as Gaylord Hauser would say, “Splendid!”
Initially, I was stunned by the beauty, bewildered to say the least, astonished to find what appeared to be a necklace of sorts… could it be??? The jewelry of a gypsy???…
I began to question my activities from the previous eve, only to find myself perplexed and confused… Is this little gypsy’s necklace cursed with memory loss, or am I suffering from the common amnesia directly resulting from a drunken sexual encounter???…
only time, and a visit to the clinic can tell… will you help me find the gypsy who left her bedeviled device in my midst, or will I be forced to suffer the whilms at the hands of this gypsy for the rest of my days???






